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*Special Order* Kryptonite {Double Peanut Butter}

from $40.00

Surrender to {KRYPTONITE} — our thick, soft-baked peanut butter bombshell loaded with Reese’s Peanut Butter Chips and roasted peanuts to transcend your taste buds to peanut butter heaven. So good she’ll make Nana jealous.

This is a special order item.

Size:

Surrender to {KRYPTONITE} — our thick, soft-baked peanut butter bombshell loaded with Reese’s Peanut Butter Chips and roasted peanuts to transcend your taste buds to peanut butter heaven. So good she’ll make Nana jealous.

This is a special order item.

GIFT WRAPPING ADD-ON
GIFT WRAPPING ADD-ON
$6.00
BEST SELLER COLLECTION
BEST SELLER COLLECTION
$72.00
THE TEASE (Customizable 4-PACK)
THE TEASE (Customizable 4-PACK)
$22.00 $24.00
FULFILLMENT +

Special orders placed by Saturday are baked fresh on Monday, heat sealed, and shipped same business day via USPS. Most orders arrive within 2-3 business days. Our unopened cookies are safe on the counter for up to 2 weeks or in the freezer for 2 months in a freezer bag.

Local pickup and delivery for special orders is available Monday after 12pm. We will contact you to confirm your desired delivery time.

AFTERCARE +
Should self-restraint win and you have leftovers, cookies can be stored in an airtight container for up to two weeks on the counter, or in the freezer for up to two months. Just be sure your nosy children don’t know where to look.
SETTING THE MOOD: A GUIDE FOR THE SENSES +

To truly experience a Moody cookie, you must engage more than just your taste buds. Before you take that first bite, prepare the space:

SIGHT: Kill the “big light”. Light a single, flickering candle—something with a deep, musky scent like amber or sandalwood. A wooden wick is even moodier. Let the shadows play against the heavy, dark textures of the cookies.

SOUND: Put on something low and rhythmic. Think dark lo-fi, heavy bass, or a playlist that feels like a slow burn. Silence your phone; this moment is for you, not your followers.

TOUCH: Put on your favorite glittery pumps. Warm your choice of cookie for 10-12 seconds. Feel the weight of it in your hand—heavy, -soft, and radiating heat. Let the chocolate melt onto your fingertips.

SENSE: Breathe in. Before the first bite, inhale the nutty scent of the toasted butter and the sharp spices. Let the anticipation build.

EXPERIENCE: She’s calling to you. It’s time. Press that curvy beauty to your lips and submit. Like slipping into a warm bath, feel her power wash over you as your eyes roll back…. and for a moment, just… exist.

It’s one hell of a drug.