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THE UNHOLY GRAIL (Customizable 12-PACK)

$60.00 $72.00

A 12-pack of our current collection. Choose up to six (4) flavors.

We get it. You’re the architect of your own fix, and you have zero interest in playing by anyone else’s rules. Welcome to the Control Room.

No curators. No filters. Just your favorite vices, exactly how you like them.

  • Baker’s Note: Do you prefer warm, gooey pizza or room temp pizza? Then for the love of everything holy, warm them up! 3-5 minutes at 350 is the difference between a cookie and an OH F*CK experience.

But hey, it’s your world. We’re just baking in it.

PRE-ORDER BY THURSDAY 10PM FOR SATURDAY PICKUP!

Add to cart to choose your flavors.

  • Chosen flavors will be equally split.

  • Airtight heat seal for maximum freshness for up to two weeks on the counter unopened or two months unopened in a freezer bag.

  • Delivered in a simple bag.

  • Gift Box add-on available.

A 12-pack of our current collection. Choose up to six (4) flavors.

We get it. You’re the architect of your own fix, and you have zero interest in playing by anyone else’s rules. Welcome to the Control Room.

No curators. No filters. Just your favorite vices, exactly how you like them.

  • Baker’s Note: Do you prefer warm, gooey pizza or room temp pizza? Then for the love of everything holy, warm them up! 3-5 minutes at 350 is the difference between a cookie and an OH F*CK experience.

But hey, it’s your world. We’re just baking in it.

PRE-ORDER BY THURSDAY 10PM FOR SATURDAY PICKUP!

Add to cart to choose your flavors.

  • Chosen flavors will be equally split.

  • Airtight heat seal for maximum freshness for up to two weeks on the counter unopened or two months unopened in a freezer bag.

  • Delivered in a simple bag.

  • Gift Box add-on available.

GIFT WRAPPING ADD-ON
GIFT WRAPPING ADD-ON
$6.00
AFTERCARE +
Should self-restraint win and you have leftovers, cookies can be stored in an airtight container for up to two weeks on the counter, or in the freezer for up to two months. Just be sure your nosy children don’t know where to look.
SETTING THE MOOD: A GUIDE FOR THE SENSES +

To truly experience a Moody cookie, you must engage more than just your taste buds. Before you take that first bite, prepare the space:

SIGHT: Kill the “big light”. Light a single, flickering candle—something with a deep, musky scent like amber or sandalwood. A wooden wick is even moodier. Let the shadows play against the heavy, dark textures of the cookies.

SOUND: Put on something low and rhythmic. Think dark lo-fi, heavy bass, or a playlist that feels like a slow burn. Silence your phone; this moment is for you, not your followers.

TOUCH: Put on your favorite glittery pumps. Warm your choice of cookie for 10-12 seconds. Feel the weight of it in your hand—heavy, -soft, and radiating heat. Let the chocolate melt onto your fingertips.

SENSE: Breathe in. Before the first bite, inhale the nutty scent of the toasted butter and the sharp spices. Let the anticipation build.

EXPERIENCE: She’s calling to you. It’s time. Press that curvy beauty to your lips and submit. Like slipping into a warm bath, feel her power wash over you as your eyes roll back…. and for a moment, just… exist.

It’s one hell of a drug.

Gifting Moody cookies? How thoughtful of you.

Add this to your cart to have your cookie bundle thoughtfully packaged for the most special occasions. Your order will come wrapped with intention in a Moody and sleek, all-black gift box complete with gift bow. How thoughtful of you.

Price listed is per gift. Please add additional quantities if you are purchasing multiple gifts.

Gift Wrapping Add-On is an optional upgrade. If no gift wrap option is selected, your order will default to our standard bag or kraft box.