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BEST SELLER COLLECTION

$72.00

A CURATATION OF OUR ALL-TIME TOP 4 BEST SELLING FLAVORS FROM OUR ARCHIVE, EXCLUSIVE TO THE BEST SELLER COLLECTION.

12-pack includes:

3 x SEDUCTRESS (brown butter chocolate chunk with cypress sea salt)

3 x GOOD GIRL (toasted caramel coconut with chocolate ganache)

3 x OOH BABY (ube & vanilla)

3 x THE AFFAIR (biscoff cookie butter crunch)

Individually heat sealed for freshness up to 2 weeks. Optional gift packaging options available.

Backstory:

We heard you don’t really have a “type”, and your bratty ass certainly doesn’t like being told ‘no’. So naturally, you got what you wanted and we created The BEST SELLERS Box —our curated pack featuring four icons from our wicked collections. From the salt-flecked brown butter seduction of a classic to the spiced magic of the tea house, this box is designed for those like you who are here for the drama and crave a taste of every scandal. “Serial romantics”—we’re looking at you.

The Details

  • The Goods: 4 Voluptuous, Mood-Swinging Cookies.

  • The Vibe: Crispy edges, gooey centers, and intense flavor profiles. Intimate, indulgent, and unapologetically provocative.

  • Baker’s Note: Do you prefer warm, gooey pizza, or room temp pizza? Then for the love of everything holy, give them 3-5 minutes at 350 to release the "magic". Its the different between an excellent cookie and an OH F*CK experience.


    See you in the Afterlight.

Fulfillment, Packaging, and Shelf Life:

  • Airtight heat seal for maximum freshness for up to two weeks on the counter unopened or two months unopened in a freezer bag.

  • Delivered in a simple bag.

  • Gift Box add-on available.

A CURATATION OF OUR ALL-TIME TOP 4 BEST SELLING FLAVORS FROM OUR ARCHIVE, EXCLUSIVE TO THE BEST SELLER COLLECTION.

12-pack includes:

3 x SEDUCTRESS (brown butter chocolate chunk with cypress sea salt)

3 x GOOD GIRL (toasted caramel coconut with chocolate ganache)

3 x OOH BABY (ube & vanilla)

3 x THE AFFAIR (biscoff cookie butter crunch)

Individually heat sealed for freshness up to 2 weeks. Optional gift packaging options available.

Backstory:

We heard you don’t really have a “type”, and your bratty ass certainly doesn’t like being told ‘no’. So naturally, you got what you wanted and we created The BEST SELLERS Box —our curated pack featuring four icons from our wicked collections. From the salt-flecked brown butter seduction of a classic to the spiced magic of the tea house, this box is designed for those like you who are here for the drama and crave a taste of every scandal. “Serial romantics”—we’re looking at you.

The Details

  • The Goods: 4 Voluptuous, Mood-Swinging Cookies.

  • The Vibe: Crispy edges, gooey centers, and intense flavor profiles. Intimate, indulgent, and unapologetically provocative.

  • Baker’s Note: Do you prefer warm, gooey pizza, or room temp pizza? Then for the love of everything holy, give them 3-5 minutes at 350 to release the "magic". Its the different between an excellent cookie and an OH F*CK experience.


    See you in the Afterlight.

Fulfillment, Packaging, and Shelf Life:

  • Airtight heat seal for maximum freshness for up to two weeks on the counter unopened or two months unopened in a freezer bag.

  • Delivered in a simple bag.

  • Gift Box add-on available.

GIFT WRAPPING ADD-ON
GIFT WRAPPING ADD-ON
$6.00
THE TEASE (Customizable 4-PACK)
THE TEASE (Customizable 4-PACK)
$22.00 $24.00

Gifting Moody cookies? How thoughtful of you.

Add this to your cart to have your cookie bundle thoughtfully packaged for the most special occasions. Your order will come wrapped with intention in a Moody and sleek, all-black gift box complete with gift bow. How thoughtful of you.

Price listed is per gift. Please add additional quantities if you are purchasing multiple gifts.

Gift Wrapping Add-On is an optional upgrade. If no gift wrap option is selected, your order will default to our standard bag or kraft box.

  SETTING THE MOOD: A GUIDE FOR THE SENSES +  

To truly experience a Moody cookie, you must engage more than just your taste buds. Before you take that first bite, prepare the space:

SIGHT: Kill the “big light”. Light a single, flickering candle—something with a deep, musky scent like amber or sandalwood. A wooden wick is even moodier. Let the shadows play against the heavy, dark textures of the cookies.

SOUND: Put on something low and rhythmic. Think dark lo-fi, heavy bass, or a playlist that feels like a slow burn. Silence your phone; this moment is for you, not your followers.

TOUCH: Put on your favorite glittery pumps. Warm your choice of cookie for 10-12 seconds. Feel the weight of it in your hand—heavy, -soft, and radiating heat. Let the chocolate melt onto your fingertips.

SENSE: Breathe in. Before the first bite, inhale the nutty scent of the toasted butter and the sharp spices. Let the anticipation build.

EXPERIENCE: She’s calling to you. It’s time. Press that curvy beauty to your lips and submit. Like slipping into a warm bath, feel her power wash over you as your eyes roll back…. and for a moment, just… exist.

It’s one hell of a drug.

AFTERCARE +
Should self-restraint win and you have leftovers, cookies can be stored in an airtight container for up to two weeks on the counter, or in the freezer for up to two months. Just be sure your nosy children don’t know where to look.

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